Monday, July 27, 2009

Mariah Carey VS. Eminem



This is STUPID... when Eminem started to sing "BAGPIPES FROM BAGHDAD" with this lines


(Intro)
Oh! It's music to my ears, Oh man! How can I describe, the way I feel? Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see... How could I begin... (Verse 1) Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch, Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch, Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch, Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up, All I asked for was a glass of punch, You see, I never really ask for much, I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such, A nasty breakup with that Laftin Hunkler, Weisman Gale, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up, I'm not playin, I want her back you punk, This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk, Mixed with egyptian, with a little rappin pump, Zappin Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk, And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya, You can beat me with any spatula thatcha want, I mean I really want you bad you cunt, Nick you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk, Man I could use a fresh batch of blood, So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture

Hmmm..... MEAN!!! then Mariah answers back like this on her OBSESSED song:

So Oh Oh So Ohhh Will the real MC please step to the mic? MC- You need an MC, place to be MC the MC All up in the blogs Say we met at the bar When I don't even know who you are Say we up in your house Sayin' I'm up in your car But you in LA but I'm out at Jermaine's I'm up in the A- you're so so lame and no on here even mentions your name It must be the weed, it must be the E cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin' Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me? Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this You're delusional, you're delusional Boy you're losing your mind It's confusin yo, you're confused you know Why you wasting your time? Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex See right through you like you're bathin' in windex Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me? And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed


more MEANER!!! try to watch the OBSESSED MTV?? who does she look like??

Sunday, July 26, 2009

H.I.V lumalala...



Grrrr...... lumalala na ang H.I.V virus dahil daw sa mga bakla...




kasi naman, isusubo tapos ipapasok sa likod.. hindi ba naman baboy.. Oppss... sorry poh!
well, konting linis lang mga TEH!! pag BOTTOM, wag na sumubo, magpabutas n lang.
kung TOP naman, wag din BABOY! wag mo ipasok kung saan-saan.. kya nagkakahawaan eh!



*at gumamit kayo ng CONDOM, gagawin bayan para hindi gamitin?.. kung hindi, gawin nlng baloon sa party! AW!



=PIZ POH=

Britney Spears "PIECE OF ME"


Do you remember this line from the song "PIECE OF ME" of Britney Spears??



"I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene Or sneak away to the Philippines They're still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me..."



I wonder if she hate the country or what...


For me?

Hmmm... Well the philippines is a small island she can hide, small yet lots of places to go/ hide..

RIGHT BRIT?? =))

For you? what's the meaning of this lines?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

just another GAY story

Hay! Nakakaloka lng naman ung itong balitang toh!





Isang friend ko sa nililigawan ng boss nya... Well, bading naman eh. Hmm. "in any rule there's an exemption." naku! matindi un!!!!

Sabagay anu naman pakialam natin sa relasyon na magkakaroon sila? wala naman tayo mapapala sa pag-iibigan nila. kung meron nga?... sana nga ako din meron eh! hehehe!!!


Pero sana sa susunod pag RULE, Sundin natin.....

Wish you luck n lng friend!!